Our Favorite Dos Equis Quotes

We love these commercials and here are our favorite top characteristics of the Most Interesting Man in the World brought to us by Dos Equis beer.

  • He has inside jokes with complete strangers
  • THe police often question him just because they find him interesting
  • His blood smells like cologne
  • His mother has a tattoo that reads son
  • He can speak Spanish in Russian
  • Find out what it is in life you don’t do well and then don’t do that thing – TMIMITW
  • His reputation is expanding faster than the universe
  • He lives vicariously through him self
  • Regardless of temperature you can never see his breath
  • He has never relied on mistle toe
  • He is the reason those nine ladies are dancing
  • He can identify UFOs
  • The Aztec calendar has his Cinco de Mayo party chiseled on it
  • His piñatas fight back
  • His guacamole inspired the term ‘holy guacamole’
  • He has never filled up on chips
  • He is the life of parties he has never attended
  • Sharks have a week dedicated to him
  • He once challenged his own reflection to a staring contest – on the fourth day he won
  • At museums he is allowed to touch the art
  • He’s won trophies for his game face alone
  • He can make orange juice out of apples
  • He is the only person to ever find a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow
  • He once went to a psychic… to warn her
  • Aliens have asked him to probe them
  • Only he knows why the mariachi band never stops smiling
  • Presidents celebrate his birthday
  • He has written piano concertos on the Ukelele
  • His pronunciation is impeccable, even under water
  • His tailgate parties have been known to cause game delays
  • It has never been his bad
  • He gave his father “the talk”
  • In a past life he was him self
  • If opportunity knocks and he’s not home, opportunity waits
  • His morning breath has notes of saffron and a hint of lilac
  • His shadow frequently appears on multiple best dressed lists
  • On multiple occasions, he has vouched for himself
  • When he holds a woman’s purse, he looks intimidating
  • He can play Chopin on the drums
  • Eskimos have seven different words to describe his beard.
  • Even his nod sounds like a plan
  • He can steal thunder’s thunder
  • He once ran a marathon because it was on his way
  • Sasquatch has taken a photograph of him
  • His small talk has altered foreign policy
  • He has once parallel parked a train
  • His two cents is worth $37 and change
A few fun facts about the commercials:
  • The song being played is Brett Fuchs Berwyn
  • Portrayed by Jonathan Goldsmith – age 73 (yes 73)
  • The commercials are narrated by Will Lyman of Frontline
  • The New Yorker has a nice piece on Goldsmith
  • The ad campaign started in 2007 and has been wildly successful

Stay Thirsty My Friends!