Our Favorite Dos Equis (Dos XX) Most Interesting Man in the World Quotes

Dos Equis beer created a fictional character, the “Most Interesting Man in the World” whom a lot of other guys are trying to emulate. Here are the some of the reasons why “The Most Interesting Man in the World” might be worthy of your envy.

• He has inside jokes with complete strangers
• The police often question him just because they find him interesting
• His blood smells like cologne
• His mother has a tattoo that reads son
• He can speak Spanish in Russian
• Find out what it is in life you don’t do well and then don’t do that thing – TMIMITW
• His reputation is expanding faster than the universe
• He lives vicariously. . .through himself

• Regardless of the temperature you can never see his breath
• He has never relied on mistletoe
• He is the reason those nine ladies are dancing
• He can identify UFOs
• The Aztec calendar has his Cinco de Mayo party chiseled on it
• His piñatas fight back
• His guacamole inspired the term ‘holy guacamole’
• He has never filled up on chips

• He is the life of parties he has never attended
• Sharks have a week dedicated to him
• He once challenged his own reflection to a staring contest – on the fourth day he won
• At museums he is allowed to touch the art
• He’s won trophies for his game face alone
• He can make orange juice out of apples
• He is the only person to ever find a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow
• He once went to a psychic… to warn her

• Aliens have asked him to probe them
• Only he knows why the mariachi band never stops smiling
• Presidents celebrate his birthday
• He has written piano concertos on the Ukulele
• His pronunciation is impeccable, even under water
• His tailgate parties have been known to cause game delays
• It has never been his bad
• He gave his father “the talk”

• In a past life, he was himself
• If opportunity knocks and he’s not home, opportunity waits
• His morning breath has notes of saffron and a hint of lilac
• His shadow frequently appears on multiple best dressed lists
• On multiple occasions, he has vouched for himself
• When he holds a woman’s purse, he looks intimidating
• He can play Chopin on the drums
• Eskimos have seven different words to describe his beard

• Even his nod sounds like a plan
• He can steal thunder’s thunder
• He once ran a marathon because it was on his way
• Sasquatch has taken a photograph of him
• His small talk has altered foreign policy
• He has once parallel parked a train
• His two cents is worth $37 and change